It’s got jiggle physics and a character creator with lots of options. That’s about the kindest thing I can say about the game.

I got this as a freebie a while ago, and I didn’t just drop it when I got the gist of the gameplay loop, I put it into the “Hidden” section of my Steam library.

But for the price of free, it was worth learning that it’s not for me.

Free is a but disingenuous.

Game is super cheap normally anyway.

You pass out the ass in the very much required cash shop regardless.

Nice try amazon, nothing will make me go back!