My go to when I want to impress a date

Andy@slrpnk.net · 10 months ago

pigup@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

gun@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

That is… Mind blowing

theredbit@lemmy.ca · 10 months ago

I would drive it

ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing that’s actually amazing.

Jtee@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

My wife says this isn’t funny but she’s wrong

MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml · edit-2 16 days ago

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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

I’m more upset that the bananas aren’t peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 months ago

They’re al dente.

Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

rcbrk@lemmy.ml · edit-2 10 months ago

As long as there’s no cream in it, we’re good.

TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 months ago

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

Is this a meme or a shitpost?

victron@programming.dev · 10 months ago

This is so stupid… but I don’t hate it.

treadful@lemmy.zip · 10 months ago

I hope she’s proud of herself

leanleft@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

#foodcrime