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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

But there are fires

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But there are fires

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • msage@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    If you have a fire underwater, you will be begging the universe for a local fire department.

  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    https://files.catbox.moe/dsqryf.png

  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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  • zorro@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    IDK I remember a lot of fires

    • Maultasche@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      But they go out as soon as you question the logic behind it.

      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        ohh that’s what the fire department is for

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          11 months ago

          “911, what’s your emergency?”

          “Help my house on fire”

          “Please hold while I transfer you”

          …

          “Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service”

          “Help my house is on fire!”

          “Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?”

          “no? What’s that got with my burning house?!!!”

          “Is your house under water?”

          "Of course it is, that doesn’t change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

          …[internal processing]…

          Hey thanks the fire’s gone!"

          “You’re welcome, that’ll be $13.99”

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