Not gonna lie, I could actually go for some asparagus right now…
Being an adult means getting excited when asparagus goes on sale
I remember peeling this off the ‘Off The Wall’ calender 30 odd years ago.
This fucking rhyme has been worming around my head since, and will probably be my dying thought.
Especially if you choke to death on asparagus
You gotta know your market, drive that fucker past a keto gym and they’ll be chasing you around the block.
Mom, can I have some fuckin money for the asparagus truck?
Mom, can I
have somefuckinmoney forthe asparagustruck?JD is that you?
You’re grounded
You didn’t necessarily have to delete the word truck.
Fuck yeah Timmy, get me some of that green shit and you can keep the change
MOM!! It happened again!! YOU GOTTA COME SMELL MY PEE!!
Viable business idea in Germany.
Success is guaranteed if he swaps the green for white asparagus.
Fuck yus, it’s asparagus!
Fuss yuck!
Unless he’s magic like Riccardus the Ice Cream Man, he’s just an Asparamonger. But we’ll never know.
She reads the future by tossing asparagus in the air.
