I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I’ve had it comin’ to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin’
So I took what I could get
Mmh, mmh, mmh
She looked at me with big brown eyes
And said
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet
Here’s something that you’re never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet
Whats her number?
867-5309
Oh damn, a second too slow
Damn you, stamets!
867-5309
Jenny got you with the fake number too, huh?
Well now I’ve got that song stuck in my head
This is my ex’s number. Real nice lady Jenny was, I got her number from a bathroom wall, we dated for a while but had to breakup. It was mutual but it still hurts.
The kerning paused me for a second.
I can fix her!
Dude is just glad she’s not the monster cock.
Or maybe she has one anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sea-star Cee-kay? Presumably the oddly named daughter of a disgraced comedian.
(I only joke because I tend to censor myself in the same way.)
