• Etterra@discuss.online
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    2 months ago

    But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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      2 months ago

      Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.