The colors used are a reference about how Chad invented toothpaste
Or how virgin romania stole Chad’s flag
I don’t squeeze it, I suck on the hole.
Technically, that means you’re using air pressure to squeeze the tube at every point. You’re a full-spectrum psychopath.
Perfectly balanced,
as few things should be.There’s the villain’s monolog I was hoping for.
I also call that the nip of the tube.
False. Directly proportional to emptyness of tube. Start at “good,” squeeze the last drop out at “evil” because you forgot to get more toothpaste at the store yesterday.
Haters.
My wife absolutely manhandles toothpaste tubes. Just kung fu grip squeezes the middle. The tube always looks mangled.
What does it say about me that I use one of those tubes that squeezes every last bit out of the tube from the end?
You’ve elevated conservationism to a fetish.
That’s too wasteful. Use a round toothbrush to squeeze the thing and your save the specialized tool resources and cost.
