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Me and wife decided to name out first Roomba bumbelbee and the second one’s name is BB. we always talk about it like it is alive.

Well it’s a good thing they don’t judge you, considering what they see.

Mine is a judgemental little fucker. It will kick on and then make a beeline for the first thing it can find on the floor. I stop what I am doing and untangle it, I then go back to my office and and before I even sit down, the little fucker is stuck again… But this time on the opposite side of the house.
We once lost it for 3 days and finally found it wrapped in a blanket. The blanket was folded and inside a bag. The opening to the bag was up against the wall. The bag itself was under a bed in a bedroom that is off limits to the vacuum.