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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Mmmm suppositories.

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Mmmm suppositories.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I know of a BBQ joint that is their slogan

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    What is a south mouth?

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      It’s near the lower horn.

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        Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny, secondary horn.

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      Pussy or ass

      • supermurs@kbin.earth
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        Makes sense!

        • Zozano@aussie.zone
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          So does putting some in your south mouth.

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    “South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      It’s not new lol

      It’d also been called the vertical smile.

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        I’ve 100% heard that 2nd one but never have I ever heard south mouth and I fucking love it

        Also can be used for anything down there

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        Toothless one

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Ideally.

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

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              Site News:

              December 12, 2005

              I’m impressed that the site is still up almost 20 years later.

            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I love it! 😄

              (The comic and the song, not vagina dentata itself 😁)

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            Well boy do I have a horror film for you…

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              I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷

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                Yeah its mst3k level of bad. Fun to watch drunk though.

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Should have told me 6 years ago when I still drank 😄

              • db2@lemmy.world
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                Splice?

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Teeth

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          Do you not brush?

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      My partner’s been using it for 20 years.

      Oh shit…is this how I find out she’s a time traveler?

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        She always knew you’d find out.

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          Ow my brain.

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    This is some crazy color coordination for me.

    I think it’s a sign to put some south in my south-mouth? I’m too high to decipher this message from the universe

    P.s - nice username, Gork

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    That reminds me of a joke:

    What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

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    S O U T H M O U T H

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    Ok, I read it as “put some south in your mouth”

    And I was like, damn southerners are stinky

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      I think that’s what it’s supposed to say but we’ve all Don’t Dead Open Insided it

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        Does Lemmy have a dontdeadopeninside? If not, maybe it’s time for /c/southmouth?

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    There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him “South.”

    “Put some South in yo mouth!” was his constant catchphrase.

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      Maybe these are his signs

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    …darling it’s better down where it’s wetter…

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      take it from me

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    Well don’t put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum

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      You’re just suffering from an ear infucktion.

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    Feel good from Mouth to South!

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    Southern rap lyric

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    Mmmm, tastes like poverty

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      TBF, quite a lot of really good food originated in poverty. You don’t have a lot of quality ingredients, so you spend generations finding ways to make shit food taste better on the cheap.

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    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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