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“What is my purpose?”
“You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”
“Oh my God.”
People who light up candles: 😟
Jesus fuck that was upsetting
A lot more wholesome than I expected
Well fuck… now I’m gonna be sad every time I light my charcoal grill…
Benjamin shouldn’t have been so weak and naive. A pawn to the game.
