Blue means it’s moving at you rather fast.

New ultra economy just dropped. Cheap prices, but when Russian SAMs lock on, you are now chaff.

Pop me out the side with compressed air like a decoy flare

President Bonifyyd Johnson addresses the crowd

“My fellow Americans. I can hear you. Can you hear me?”

I don’t believe in object permanence. I think it’s a hoax just like the moon landing and the time cube. If I can’t see something it stops existing. Just like how rocks are actually soft, they just tense up when something touches them.

Aphmau, BTS, Jordan Matters, and a fuck load of shorts.

That’s not where the headset mic goes!

Not with meat, or course. When chopping vegetables.

I use a couple of damp paper towels under the chopping board to hold it still, then when I’m done I use the damp paper towels to wipe the knife, board, and bench

Coast

That’s Grell, the robot.

Just get an AI to summarise it for you. Circle of life.

Heteronormative

Kisma piss

How come?

Mr Ventoy has too many problems

Is there any particular reason why they do that?

Security update. No network = no malware

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three times as strong at high noon than at daybreak

Ah, I know an alcoholic when I read of one.