Hey, I’m not one to pass judgement, besides it’s probably also closer to IRL sausages

It was either tits or there’d two wieners in that bun

Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill

Want assistance? I haven’t got much experience with people, but I do have slaughtered a bunch of poultry, I have my own axe and I’m quite keen to help

65? 65?!? My expected retirement age is 7-goddamn-2 and considering that’s in the 2050s shit could happen to that plan in the meantime…

Other day I tried opening the command prompt on a windows server 2019 by hitting the start button and typing cmd. Waited for 20s before hitting win+r and running cmd.exe from there.

Ws2k19 maybe dated, but wtf is up with that level of performance in searching? I mean if you can’t do it in a way approaching satisfactory, then why roll it out at all?

My new job issued me with a sweet ass workstation laptop… With W11

Upside is that the IT dept has about zero awareness of the governance part of cyber security. The laptop has an unlocked bios and coworkers have had no questions asked when their domain joined machines didn’t check in for years.

So guess who’s about to swap the ssd and roll the machine for a debian based distro. Just need to figure out drivers for the nvidia rtx 1000 ada GPU

You forgot the bylaw: if you strap it down, tuck on the straps and in unison say “yup, that’s not going anywhere”, then your project can’t fail.

They did strap the lift to the flotation device. So long as they remembered the sacred incantation, it’s no longer stupid, reckless, or an OSHA violation.

Wtf why are you commenting in braille?

Not for long if you have a brick handy anyway

I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

Agreed, and while an ear really would be a feat, it’s hardly productive.

Which is why the Soviets came in winter. Any other time of the year had been worse. Spring which is mating season, is something not even the Soviets wanted their soldiers to experience. Summer where the Finnish snipers will be hunting for food for their youngs. And lastly fall, where that year’s new Finnish snipers leaves their nests.

I used the local bulk deposit yesterday. Had two garbage bags. The guy in front of me had four, and the elderly couple a head of that guy had glass bottles and the machine broke down. Before the poor PFY had fixed the machine and the four bags guy was done, I had spent at least 15min waiting in line and another 5 at the machine.

I went into the store and when done with the groceries for a week the last guy in line when I was done had only moved up one place, and another two people had joined the line.

In theory just dumping your bags in the machine seems like a timesaver. In reality all I got was 20min of audio book, side eye from other shoppers, and fingers that weren’t sticky.

Make Browsers Great Again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx_(web_browser)

So? Just because it’s old doesn’t mean that everyone has seen it, nor that people don’t deserve to experience the movie the way we did.

She has the most iconic line from my youth.

Some soldier, saying to Vasquez who’s doing pull-ups: hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man To which she replies: no, have you?

Also the way

I mean next to Ripley, the android and the little girl, she’s the most memorable character in that movie.

There’s at least two things electricians, mechanics, engineers, and blacksmiths have in common:

1. They have their own hammers.
2. They do not, I repeat not, appreciate getting hit with their hammers.

1 … oh wait, I got it backwards