You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.

“You’re a right-winger.”

“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”

“I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!”

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

Industry joke time:

Why does thunder always come after the lightning?

Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.

You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?

FISHING! I mean Leader!

I am become Pricks, destroyer of trust.

I’m a bit of a 4. Same shit, different day. Just gotta wait for Greg to get home and throw a stick.

Better than a beanie wieney.

“Hey Brick, where’d you get that hand grenade?”

You bean-pondering bean ponderer.

That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.

Don’t give them ideas, fuck!

Rookie numbers.

I had the Spanish inquisition on my bingo card, not Ded Sheeran. Bummer.