How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.

Popeye. So much so, that my phone autocorrected it to Popeyes, and that doesn’t exist in my country.

So you wanna be a boxer…

PAUNG! PAUNG! PAUNG!

Isn’t this the plot of The Banshees of Inisheerin?

There’s a lot of the latter on mast-odon

Let me tell you that Linux-based IFE may be based on open source, but it sure as shit ain’t free.

Well this is Lemmy, so i know this will probably get at least 60% of you:

Its been a long road…

As an IT support person, the problem I have with these mice is that the left mouse button is also on the vertical. So when heavy-handed users click on a file in explorer, they also slightly drag down, so the file “disappears” into a folder, and now it’s a support ticket to get the file restored.

Sigh.

Wait wait wait. Your butter has flavouring added? Like, I realise I’m spoiled here in Ireland, but fuck mei can’t even picture what that might be

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.