LousyCornMuffins

why do i picture her voiced by Michael Clarke Duncan

he’s certainly not what he seems

i got gilbert gottfried

can you make a flag for fat bald people who like to eat nachos?

i use orange oil if i want it to smell nice, goo gone if i don’t care. both work great, the trick is saturating it with oil. mineral oil will work in a pinch too.

Zombie Jim Henson confirmed Illuminati?

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

Stepan needs more luxury tuna and the defense industry MUST PROVIDE

we got two cats. one was orange. one was not. we figured the orange would give us trouble. he did. not before the other one got her tail trapped in the blinds somehow and broke it. like, she got it wrapped around one of the slats of large-slatted venetian blinds somehow, got the greebles and when the ran off it broke. the tail, not the blinds.

gonna be honest, after having that cat for a few years now, i’m surprised it hasn’t happened again, she hasn’t taken off at full 12 pounds of fury (instead of last time with all 2.5 pounds of her) and broke the damn tail off. because it sounds like something she’d do for fun.

all the orange one’s got is anxiety. i wonder why.

hell i’m not gay and i’ll let them murder me for the gay as blood payment in the scenario you describe. tbh i’m really not sure how murder politics works.

you know it took me 11 hours to get that. i’m glad no one spoiled it for me because once i figured it out i had a nice sensible chuckle

idunno are you cool with tom?

then all good on my end i guess

i miss that notification led

i dunno how’s your eye feel?

those jaywalks were lousy

remember when you could change the color of your flashlight with an app? can you still do that?

mogged

what’s with not all the moth memes not lately?

this is how i feel about work