You missed the end

Maybe they were all out drinking after work

but he was still such a colossal Elon that his party essentially dissolved from sheer cringe.

Top kek

Are you OK now man?

It’s not inherently bad that you’ve been doing that (so long as it didn’t lead to injury), just means you’re more arm dominant. Just relax your arms a bit next time and pull from your back

*tea’s

side effects so snorting stuff

Never noticed the ‘cheese’ on the pic before

Exercise and/or do a hobby

*Astyanax Mexcanus

Correctly so

Great title

You’re not mummified

I checked the best before dates of all the beef lasagne meals I have… and they’re off

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

It’s the wrong way round

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

Holy shit I did indeed look it up, and it’s true. Dunno if it’ll hold up but it’s still shady as shit

Great knowledge