Because playing games costs money

I have a guy at my work who does this, he half shouts some unfunny thing like “Are you watching porn on your computer?” Then laughs really loudly while everyone else is silent.

Blind people can’t feel you idiot

Good to know.

Bro is actual so brainrotted bruhhh 💀💀

A bit late to the party

This sounds cool as, I hope its real I wanna go there lol

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

That was terrifying! I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep now, that lady is probably gonna visit me in my dreams. The writing was really good in my opinion

Use use jerboa! I like the fact that you can see downvotes although I’m not sure if it’s specifically a jerboa thing or some apps just don’t do it

So pretty

I thought the same but there is a good explanation for it which I can’t remember

/s, right?

Until the phantom pain comes along (it’s a real thing! Wikipedia)

Used to work at a supermarket. We would hide the poop behind the cheese section so it wouldn’t stink

My life has shattered

I just searched up Marmite and it looks like a rip-off of Vegemite