I see leucistic axolotl, I upvote.

The sign said all you can eat!

While it helps the ritual it isn’t strictly required, so it can be easier for an apprentice to achieve.

Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness

And my bike lock is hefty enough to double up as a makeshift warhammer.

Tea breaks are a good way of breaking up the work day

These jokes are getting cheesy

I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can’t imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

It’s pretty common to have milk in your tea

No

I would get a Nokia flip phone but they cost a bit. Cheaper to get something someone is throwing out

Ahh, that makes more sense now.

Struggling to see it really making sense as a sentence with more than 5. Reading the example doesn’t really seem like a proper sentence either. Replacing buffalo with the 3 different meanings of the word for the full sentence doesn’t really seem like a sentence. “Bison intimidate intimidate bison” specifically, why is intimidate repeated? Also why the extra “Buffalonian bison” at the start.

[(Buffalonian bison) (Buffalonian bison intimidate)] intimidate (Buffalonian bison).

At least this easily makes sense - Buffalonian bison intimidate Buffalonian bison, but that just gives you buffalo repeated 5 times.

Supermarkets do plain clothes really cheaply here

This makes me appreciate Aldi so much. No loyalty cards, no coupons, no bullshit. Just cheap food for all. I hate Tesco as they are the opposite. No loyalty card? Pay extra then. Also under 18s can’t get loyalty cards.

I love Aldi. Week of food for 15 quid, easily. Fried rice is a popular cheap meal for me

As an old poor I don’t, bank wouldn’t even trust me with an overdraft.

Cheaper to drink my homebrew moonshine.

Plenty of other charities exist to choose from

When you can’t afford food, fishing regulations are just a suggestion.