This happened more at school.

I wasn’t going to get one even if it was £20, but how? Trump set the tariffs. Obviously it’s going to cost a shitload more if there is a 145% tariff in the US.

A calculator isn’t going to tell me how many times a year I use a urinal.

So you think the average person uses a public urinal more than 365 times a year? Also about half the population sit.

Just thinking how many times I use a urinal a year, multiply by population, the only way this makes sense is with some number of people just pissing onto the floor.

Cider is always alcoholic in the UK unless specifically sold as low alcohol. Typically first dates are not the same place you first meet someone.

Or people understood it as unpopular and upvoted something they disagreed with because it fits here.

We don’t even care about customers going way over their license until they give us a reason to. You pay for 500 users, you have 2000 and are using the platform as a barely compressed 4k video hosting service which it really isn’t designed for. Then you also complain about performance?

Homestly if they didn’t act so shitty when raising a support ticket over it we probably would have continued to not care about it. Being a dick about it though and we will look for any reason to tell you to fuck off.

For the Guard in my ass

Should build them as wet rooms, periodically a large shower head sprays down the entire room.

I have yet to need Windows for anything and I switched when my WinXP machine decided booting was too difficult.

But if it’s medieval bee keepers then it is objectively great.

Surely you would learn to cook your own food if you are a cheapskate? It’s so much cheaper making your own, I had to through necessity for a long time. While I already knew a few recipes I generally couldn’t afford them when I moved out. Beef mince? Hah! Not a chance.

Turns out making your own sourdough pizza from scratch is crazy cheap. Cheese is the most expensive part.

But going to the park or beach is fun. My first date with my partner was drinking cider on a park bench by a river.

You don’t really own a house at all. Gotta pay eternal rent to the government to keep it

That is roughly the rule in the UK but few people follow it and enforcement is minimal. Plus a lot of people just don’t understand the laws on them in the first place.

In the UK they already are, but the problem is mainly with lacking enforcement and a large number of people driving them illegally.

Neither is yours.

Poker is a gambling game.

False. It is a card game, sometimes people gamble over card games and poker is a common one. You can gamble over yahtzee if you wanted to.

Its incredibly simple, no money changes hands.