Looks like I’m up 10 cents in one of those jokes where it’s weird that it happened twice.

Buddy, I know this is hard for you and it’s also been hard for all of us, but your garden pool is scaring the neighborhood. And I know for a fact I’ve heard your showering in the morning and… gags I heard you gargling the water. This needs to stop.

👀 WHERE

I mean eww gross, gay fish, I’m voting Republican

This will now be the way I handle hydro homies who don’t seem to understand how physiology works.

Ahp ahp ahp ahp, we don’t do that in this house, honey. We are devout believers and it is by our faith that we believe it was 5 short years ago, amen. :)

I hope somebody is happy with the work I put in tho. Somebody is going to drag a webp into the system and have it be accepted.

And that was me! I mean, not with your software but with someone else’s years ago. Still, in a weird anachronistic karma sort of way, thank you for caring.

It’s the only thing I recognize and, yes, it’s good.

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^{and kindly ask for the link.}

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

Here’s a comparison. The card is so practical, it should be standard by now.

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

I gotta say, it’s the perfect size for huge trips!

And Dickhead.

I think it’s relinquish.

Oh yeah, they still own the twtimg domain and other scripts are downloaded from twitter.com. Looks like they gave it a superficial paint job to shut the big boy’s yap.

Well, I could, but I don’t want to.

Formerly known as Twitter*

Oh yeah? Well, I can’t read with my eyes closed. Ha-ha.

And cat-sized house spiders or some shit. That part of the globe scares me.

Bro, I can’t even leave the house without these fucking ninjas at my door. I do another triple spin kick to the face this week and my knees will be done for.