Can’t believe nobody noticed this article is a year old. 🤔

Yet somehow doesn’t age a day.

Then who’s employing Mega Man?

Florida Man.

Perfect title - heard it in my head while looking at the pic.

Caffeine just keeps you conscious. You wanna be awake, then you want Adderall.

Well, I mean… who hasn’t jerked off to a badass like Ripley?

Survive out of SPITE.

I’m tired of just surviving. So. Fucking. Tired…

I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.

How true. I find the only way I can feel relatively normal anymore is to try to tune out news of what’s happening in the world around me. Unfortunately, I’ve spent so much of my life paying attention that I find myself unable to hold onto that blissful ignorance for very long.

As an American who wound up going to a German elementary-level school for a couple years (granted, decades ago), trust me - they know & few are proud of it.

Fuck me - I’m still stuck on when to use “der,” “die,” or “das.”

No, they only stipulated that human life hadn’t been eradicated (yet) - the question itself didn’t mention humans.

Shades of r/confusingperspective

How do you know they’re not Romulans?

OP didn’t specify “human” life…

Politics is involved in EVERY aspect of life whether you realize it or not - particularly those involving any other person. It affects through what kind of lens things are viewed - factual or not. Even trying to avoid given topics reveals your political leanings. THIS fact is DEFINITELY something you should know.

Oh, somehow I missed that craze - thx for the reference!

I’m not the most knowledgeable in this area, but from what I know Google doesn’t really tell you much of anything outside of the developer’s claims as to what happens to your data. Exodus actually downloads the app and scans what’s in it so you know what’s possibly happening behind the scenes. It’s extremely common to see Google’s tracking for developers to trace down bugs at a minimum, but this didn’t even have that.

For those concerned about privacy, Exodus gives the current version a clean bill of health - no trackers found, nor worrisome permissions.