The shape of the magazine makes the bullets go further because they’re already aligned with the Earth’s curvature.

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This is it for me. There are a lot of things that aren’t awesome about owning and maintaining a house, but not dealing with a smug, PITA landlord every month is absolutely worth it to me.

por que no los dos

I largely have as well, but I fucking hate that forced ignorance is my only path to mental and emotional regulation.

An absolute classic.

It’s just a meme bro.

Nice try, Purdue.

It’s actually because most rear view mirrors aren’t detachable.

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Keep licking, they still won’t let you into their club.

You are in my brain

Five years ago I could get a foot long spicy italian combo with chips and a drink for less than $10.

When the world has gone to shit sometimes you gotta focus on the only shred of fun or respite you can get. I too am looking forward to the distraction of football, if only for a few hours every week.

Modern dating apps are my personal hell.

So do deer, this is intended as a mental shortcut to roughly approximate size instead of a precise measurement.

I’m so glad I was dumb before smart phones were this prevalent. Any video evidence of my antics is either relegated to some long forgotten drive, or is too low resolution to be of any real concern.

Places either closed down or dropped so far in quality they are now a shell of their former selves.

Plus think of all the groceries you’ll haul on that motorcycle. The savings are endless!