I used to enjoy the divorced birds sub over in the other place that this tweet spawned

Why is the third panel a different species?!

Thirded.

Also, is your username a cosmere reference?

Such a good series, I could watch it for hours

People named Natasha…

Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.

Third line could be “the dreams that I get rekt in”

AI enabled Elmo? Helping your cave dwelling children develop their creativity?

Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/2501/

Not that I can see

I’m using Thunder and really enjoying it

Thanks!

Did you ever resolve this?

What happened to hexbear? I mean, I blocked the whole instance so I didn’t have to read their crap any more, but did it disappear?

That’s just taking the pith

Stupid sexy owl-unicorn

So 3 pieces of string walk into a bar.

First one walks up to the barman “3 beers please”

Barman says “sorry, we don’t serve string in here”

Second one walks up to the bar “3 beers please”

Barman gets angry “oi, I told you we don’t serve string”

Third one messes up his hair, twists about, coils himself up, goes up to the bar “3 beers please”

Barman peers at him “here, you’re not one of them pieces of string are you?”

“No I’m a frayed knot”

Interesting. Are you allowed to jump over the border and claim that as by air?!

Is there a reason for the closure, do you know?

Couldn’t you now do that but go higher, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and then the central Asian -stans into Pakistan? Avoids both Iran and Afghanistan.

I am rubber, you are glue