A Linux distro with a great OOTB experience for gamers would go a long way.

• Steam pre-installed
• trustworthy Flatpak packages for popular gamer apps like Discord (not uploaded by some nameless rando)
  • TeamSpeak for curmudgeons like me and my friends
• desktop environment tailored to Windows users
• auto-install and configure graphics drivers for AMD and Nvidia
• configurable automatic updates and system backup
• choice between Chromium, Firefox, etc. for default browser during setup
• included in Steam Deck compatibility testing

I never even heard about my high school’s 10th reunion.

Then again, it would have been around the height of the pandemic so maybe it’s for the best that it didn’t happen.

Help make their models just a little bit shittier by upvoting these responses.

You’re arguing with a stranger in the comments under a six month old post with zero score. You’re here because you went looking to pick a fight. You’re either a troll or just a sanctimonious asshole. Good luck winning anyone over with that approach.

LMFAO are you going through posts mentioning vegans looking for people to argue with? Whoosh.

Seems Overstreet is just pissy that he can’t talk to people on the kernel mailing list like it’s 2005 anymore. “Get the fuck out of here with this shit,” indeed.

it’s just a jerk-thing.

That’s not very skibidi of you to say.

I’m a Millennial and I’m happy to report I’ve appropriated “skibidi”. I really, really enjoy watching younger people die a little inside every time I use it.

Does that make me a dad even if I don’t have any kids?

It takes a real class-act to happily play a parody of himself.

He was a true American treasure.

This is the whole idea behind Turing-completeness, isn’t it? Any Turing-complete architecture can simulate any other.

Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/505/

Don’t show them this, it’ll shatter their reality

Raise your hand if you think laying off employees en-masse right before an earnings call should be a crime punishable by death:

✋

^(Only somewhat kidding.)

Seriously though, this is is even extremely misleading to shareholders. It’s blatant manipulation of the numbers, how is it not illegal?

Ffs, are the Danish getting uppity again? It’s been a quiet few hundred years

And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

This is the only correct answer.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because I’m too lazy and lacking in foresight to cook shit and freeze it ahead of time.

I think that change is hilarious because in reality, some lawyer or middle-manager probably just looked at that and went “this is stupid and unprofessional, it shouldn’t be in an official statement” and took it out.

But it’s so much funnier to think that Google top brass were like

Yessssss… with this one change, we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us!

while rubbing their hands together or something

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because it’s 3 AM and I’m too lazy to cook for myself.

I got a can of these Pork and Beans cause my dad used to feed them to me as a kid and I was craving them.

Skimpflation is real ya’ll. There wasn’t a single piece of meat in the whole fucking can. And it was blander than I remember. I threw out most of it cause I couldn’t see myself finishing it.

My last optometrist refused to tell me what my prescription was. I should have insisted, they’ve since closed up shop.