I started making my own at home using the seasoning packet and sauces. Target also sells a kit that includes the tortillas. Tastes like a better Taco Bell, you can stuff it as much as you want, and you don’t get spicy butthole after.

Convicted rapist Brock Turner is his full title.

Calm down, Emily Gilmore.

Just stop eating at McDonalds in general. There are equally as pricey but healthier and tastier burger joints out there (or both). Check out your local restaurants; they’re likely on par in price.

I see him more as a Donnie Darko type.

Anybody else see this photo and think 1) damn, that’s a nice smile; he’s fine, and 2) my hero.

I mean that it’s whimsical. Very fun for the ears to a non-native speaker.

Winkelwagen.

You should hear Dutch

I won the D.A.R.E. essay contest at my school. I like drugs.

Billionaires are a cancer. If we don’t remove them soon they’ll kill us all.

I think for some it’s a mix of patriotism and having poor taste in decor. I know people who also have American flag swim shorts, sunglasses, etc. Also, it’s not exclusive to America. My British side of the family (especially the ones who’ve met the former Queen) have a weird amount of UK flag decor too, ranging from clock faces, throw pillows, and even an armchair covered in a giant union jack.

Feisty, sure, but that’s his style. He’s the love bug, unlike Horace.

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

• Fistfight with the bathroom.

MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.

Shhhh you can’t let all the beans out of the bag

Yes, more beans better.

Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.

So long as you make it a balanced beans diet. Pinto, kidney, canellini, ya’ know, all the good stuff. They gotta grow their toe beans big and strong.