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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldGet Back!
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    2 days ago

    Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

    Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

    Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”

    Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

    Curtains.






  • For those who weren’t around at the time: The PS2 had a huge shortage of memory cards the first year or so. So you could buy games, but had to keep the console powered up 24/7 because you couldn’t save your games.

    I ended up buying a 3rd party card, but since Sony didn’t officially allow them it came with a disc that launched an application that installed a driver in the local memory that allowed the card to function until the next power cycle. So you’d put in the driver disc, turn on the PS2, load the drivers, then swap discs to the game you wanted to play and pray that the game you were playing didn’t make use of the same memory addresses as the 3rd-party drivers.


  • chiliedogg@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldThis is madness
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    6 days ago

    As someone who works all day, commutes, and then has to sleep, I don’t understand this viewpoint.

    What am I going to do with extra daylight after work? I’m still just going home and then to bed. It’s not like I’m taking an excursion to the lake at 8pm when I’ve got to be up at 5am to get ready for work.






  • My local officials are pretty protective of us.

    At the same time, the state just passed a law limiting severance pay to municipal employees to 60 days, so that when they outlaw a bunch of our functions we also suffer when our jobs aren’t legal and nobody is hiring statewide.

    I love some of the cities I’ve worked for, but God I hate the Texas state government.




  • I definitely use Uber Eats because I’m hungry, not lazy. That’s why I ise it exclusively from work, where I rarely get to take time for lunch, and instead have it delivered so I can mute my mic mid-meeting and eat.

    I could meal-prep, but between getting up at 5am, getting home at 8pm, and helping out at my parent’s place on the weekends 200 miles away, I simply don’t have time to cook for work.