Once I have acquired the recommended bag of mushrooms I believe I would like to go trip with you, that sounds like it would lead to the best conversations

I mean even if you genuinely thought that’s what it was asking for, just ceiling is extremely nonspecific

If you like portal you may also like superliminal. It’s the only game I’ve found that scratches the similar itch

I don’t think there is a federated alternative but there are alternatives that are at least marginally less shitty, if that helps