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Kid in the frame raising his right arm, impostor on the ground raising his left. Hmmm.

RIP degenerate waterfreak shoulda drank Brawndo like a real person

All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.

*^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^

Well excuse me while I kiss this guy.

Preemptively denying dismissal of their future case, trial will continue when the request for dismissal arises.

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You could make a cool little Mitsubishi-like symbol/design with them

Liverpooljumps

Found an interesting snopes article about that.

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

So it’s an idiot modem.

Nope, can’t say as I do.

I’m more of a casual state kind of person myself

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Intense violence, blood and gore, and language. Are you somehow not seeing the label you seemingly took a picture of?

You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card?! All right, here’s your Christmas card!

Nature is a prolific programmer, not a perfect programmer.

I’ll cap your kneewalk

Yeah that’s how I learned about the level of realism of the game, in Riverwood. See chicken: “huh, wonder if they actually do anything, maybe like the chickens in LoZ:LTTP”

(hit chicken) (this kills the chicken) (o dam didn’t know they die rip lil guy i’m sorry :’( )

GREAT BOILING STARFUCK THE ENTIRE TOWN IS MY ENEMY WTF JUST HAPPENED

(run, obv)

That’s all I could ever see of the original. Dude with a huge mustache.

“Yeah, a psych ward themed escape room! And it sucks!”