I was going to make fun of this thread by saying some dumb thing but then I noticed your comment … this is your thread now … my condolences to you and your family … and you should clear coat that section of the wall to preserve it forever … and if you ever renovate or change your house … carefully carve out that section of wall, frame it and display it as a family heirloom.

Sounds more like a new line up of pharmaceuticals for the treatment of those suffering from delusions of grandeur and acute narcissism

Even if you have 30 years of life left, I don’t think the average person (including me) could survive 30 days in a deserted island. Which means you would spend the rest of your life there.

Because your dishwasher knows how drunk you are and is trying to tell you those aren’t fries and they’re not the microwave

Kicks down the door with his non-vampire partner who enters first … non-vampire steps inside the building and tells his vampire friend to come in

We were helping to move a friend from one house to another years ago. It was all rushed with little time to do or plan anything … we had to move truckloads towing trailers full of all their things and drive 400km to make a deadline. And we had to start by driving to them 500km away first! And it all had to happen within 20 hours … it was complete insanity. I ended up driving, packing, working, then driving again non-stop for about 30 hours to everything to the new house. And midway through the trip of hauling everything, we drove through the biggest lightning rain storm I’ve seen in years. The only way to keep things from getting totally soaked was to keep moving.

I remembering driving past the rain and weather and it was 4am and we were dead tired and couldn’t stay awake. We parked on the side of the road and I sat in my driver seat and finally fell asleep. Unfortunately, I was so full of coffee, sugar and food that I couldn’t really sleep … my body went offline and my brain kept racing. I started dreaming that I was still driving and in my driving dream, I kept pushing myself to stay awake and not drift off the road. In my dream, I kept dozing off and wandering on the road. In the dream, I kept scaring myself, held on to the steering wheel and bolted awake again … and again … and again. Finally, still in the dream, I fell asleep and as I dozed off I knew I was drifting off the highway at speed and I could see and feel the truck crashing into the bushes, the trees and into the forest …

I bolted wide awake back into reality, gripped the steering wheel like a madman and slammed on the horn and the brakes as hard as I could … I was still sitting quietly on the highway shoulder. My cousin in the other truck walked over and asked if I was OK and asked why I just sounded my horn.

I was so freaked out by the experience that I stayed awake for the rest of the drive.

The rest of us standing there just looking at them

If you run away to an island after only half an hour of work … I don’t think you’ll be spending 30 years there … you’ll be spending the rest of your life there

Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.

I feel like I have to comment to every lemm.ee user i see because they’ll be gone soon

I feel like I have to comment to every lemm.ee user i see because they’ll be gone soon

always nice to include an anatomically correct butthole for the cat

… when you realize it wasn’t a mirror

I think I’ll use it as a ringtone or alarm for my phone … no better way to wake in the morning than to be terrified

… also, I didn’t notice that link … and now that voice will haunt my senses for a long, long time

Using his force powers to block his sense of smell … but for how long?

They mask because they know what they’re doing is wrong.

If what they were doing was right, moral, necessary and justified … they wouldn’t have a problem showing their face and giving their ID.

The fact that they mask up, and break dozens of laws just means it’s legalized criminal behavior.

Yes … unless the building owners are more sadistic and instead wanted pets literally on fire and smoking