It’s the basis of how governments, social systems, businesses, companies and even all world religions are based on.

If not for fast talking manipulative humans … we’d probably be living in a utopia right now … or we would have descended into a violent society of cannibalism and eugenics.

No they didn’t

I’ve always joked that you could batter a bunch of cardboard, soak it in buttermilk, cover it in spicy breading, do it again and deep fry it … and you could base an entire restaurant chain around it.

That’s the thing … I’m up in northern Ontario in Canada where we can get -40 degree weather in February. The winter is probably the only time I’ll prefer big cups of hot coffee … only because I want to drink lots of hot liquid to keep me warm … but even then I regulate how much I drink because it is really a big pain to drink lots of drip coffee, get outside in cold temperatures bundled up in pants, jeans, long underwear, jackets, shirts, belts and then have the urge to pee!!!

What should we call it then … someone should ask the Internet to find a new name for the ‘Popemobile’

I used to drink gallons of coffee years ago … I went to Europe on several trips (I’m not a rich man, I’m a budget traveller) … and I realized that espressos are a far better way to deliver your caffeine hit without all the inconvenience.

I work in a bit of construction and renovation and it was normal to drink about two liters of coffee while I worked … trouble was, in half an hour, had to go for a pee, then regularly pee every hour after

Now when I drink espresso, I drink one or two, never have to go to pee for hours. I do manage my water intake and drink water if I sweat too much or just get thirsty … otherwise, caffeine is delivered by espresso … really convenient especially when roofing, or working in a high place and you don’t want to waste time running down at the worst possible moment.

Now that I’m older and middle aged, all those gallons of coffee really don’t help me because they’ll make me pee every 20 minutes!!! so espressos are far better in my opinion.

Pornography

is like doing sensual erotic things in the dark with someone else and a black cat brushes up against your leg

Every day we stray further from the light

Lesson learned … lying to cops or not cooperating with them will save the future

Give it 2,000 years … it might start a trend

I’ve often fantasized of owning a group of dogs and naming them all as the heads of major religions and demonic figureheads

Jesus
Yahweh
Muhammed
Buddha
Shiva
Satan
Lucifer

… (after 3 hours) … might as well make it 4 … (decides to just sit up more comfortably in bed) … sun’s rising anyway, might as well stay up … (sun is rising) … fuck it, who needs sleep … (alarm goes off) … falls asleep for two hours

If vampires are sticking to a code of ethics and honour to enter your house than this wouldn’t work

You are answering a question with an answer … not making a verbal contract

You are making a statement … not giving permission

Accidently hits you with their car

Reports the event by saying that they were running after you for uttering threats, looked like you were on drugs and you had a weapon in your hand

You answer back and keep referring to them as Kevin (if his name isn’t Kevin) and just make up a bunch of stuff telling him that his family want him to come home, his wife and three children haven’t seen him in three years since the day they took him to the asylum for accidently killing his brother in that chainsaw accident.

Don’t worry about it … they’ll be manufacturing millions of drones to do all the killing anyway

I’ve always believed that all Olympic countries take part in some kind of enhanced performance drug program.

The poor countries try it and they are easily identified and disqualified

The mid tier countries do it cautiously and sometimes get away with it

The rich countries like the US do it all the time but they are so sophisticated that they can’t be caught.

Canary in the coalmine got his revenge

Isn’t that what the whole Italian Renaissance was all about? … a time of great change.

Never thought of it before but they could make sections of this new enormous passport edible … pages 14 to 16 could be used as an emergency ration if you get caught in a war zone.