unalivejoy

Everything is legal, including:

• falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
• excessive force or police brutality
• coerced confession
• false arrest or imprisonment
• evidence or witness tampering
• unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

Did somebody say gnome?

Mom now has 4 boobs. Send help.

Aim for the balls!

Did you know New York has a higher population than New York?

With the exception of “if you came, it doesn’t mean you consented”

Caskaydia Cove for me. Because “Cascadia” is a reserved font name in Windows for some reason.

It’s the third option, C is the third letter of the alphabet. What to do is obvious.

It’s my party I can cum if I want to

“Wow, that’s almost a dollar more than minimum wage! I feel so lucky.”

It means Illinois (the S is silent)

0.25 > 0.3

Stress

Instructions unclear, got spoop

Americans if they adopted the metric system: “.25kg > .5kg”

She’s got two feet, doesn’t she?

Her dream of having two boyfriends is gone.

My Little Pony: Make your Mark had a huge controversy about this shortly before it got cancelled. Though I think this was just a rumor and they had no plans on firing their international voice actors. Instead, they fired everyone because the show got canned.

Wndrwll