I actually think you’ve just described the current political climate in the US.

Not a bad list, but 6/9 being there and not pi or 11/32 is just criminal.

That’s awesome! Well done, and keep up the hard work. Don’t forget to stretch.

I was thinking, “Glad these are all of the monkey running away. Seeing that running at you would be terrifying.”

Moments later, “Yup, I would shit myself seeing that little guy barrelling at me like that.”

Yeah, sounds like sustainability is going to be an issue. I definitely could not do that with any regularity, now.

Don’t be afraid, fellow senior! Old age has its benefits.

I’m sure the benefits will kick in any time now. Any time…

What time do you get up?

#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.

But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.

There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.

“Shithead”

Pronounced: shi-THEED

Spelled: Shit Head

Back to sympathetic. I’m a sucker for domesticated pets of all kinds. Something amazing about how we’ve evolved together over millenia and having that connection to our history. And they’re fluffy and sometimes cuddly. Wouldn’t be without them.

I was sympathetic until “dogs”. Ok with cats at least? Guinea pigs? Or just any non-human animal is a pass?

That… sounds lovely.

I don’t work under cars or on ladders when I’m home alone. The idea of slowly dying from a crush injury or broken back is enough to stay away. And another set of eyes saying, “That’s really fucking dumb, mate” can help keep things in perspective.

Electrical work is a place where I probably take too many liberties… So easy to stop your heart if you accidentally touch the wrong thing. But turning off the breaker is a pain.

Happens to everyone once.

But only once.

This post is only 14 minutes old but it is a crime it has less than 10,000 up votes.

Yeah, this is a common sense thing. If you don’t balance the mass the next time you pull it out of the fridge there’s a good chance the imbalance causes the carton to twist or to bang it on something on the way out.

I do this as well. Killed “bruh” in a weekend. The t-shirt idea is next level, though. Kudos.

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had 32G of RAM I could hook that up, cause apps dig a dude with memory.

Well, not all apps.

Well the kind of apps that’d let me watch two chicks at the same time do.

Good point.

Hope you meant

We need to cook, JackbyDev