New drag king fit just dropped:

Don’t forget the Big Mac index, apropos given the incoming administration.

Getting my financial situation shifted to risk adverse and saving as much as I can.

I’m from “you guys” but I’ve lived in “y’all” and now I’m forever team “y’all,” regardless of where I’m living.

It’s the best export from the south, except maybe Texas brisket and pecan pie.

PEOPLE FALLING FOR THIS SHIT AGAIN IS INSANE

• Me, everyday, reading any news lately.

Meanwhile, Korea is doing crimes by adding corn and/or potatoes on their pizza.

“Hi honey, how was your day?”

“Terrible. I accidentally became a falconer and you know how hard I’ve been trying to avoid falconry recently. I thought I was safe.”

Love a War Games reference.

I didn’t know giantess fetishes had so much overlap with ritual ceremony metaphors.

Right? She literally just said what a lot of people on Lemmy think, which is that the Democrats suck because they’re still supporting Israel and they also suck because they aren’t progressive enough. Regardless, she’s going to vote for Kamala because that’s the choice we have right now. I applaud her statement.

Where’s the fun in that? You’ve gotta raw dog life to get your blood pumping.

^Hey, ^why ^are ^my ^prod ^credentials ^revoked? ^Guys?

Lol lemon bars and cuffed jeans. Those last two feel like they’re targeting someone specific.

It’s for when you want to get your grandparents on Linux but don’t want them to require your help every moment that they’re using it.

Yeah wtf. I can’t even figure out how it would stop you.

Dear diary, today the internet delivered. Cheers to your GIMP learning journey!

Isn’t this just like a custom launcher for Android… But for Windows? Basically a custom UI layout?

Aluminum water bottles are an option. I was at an airport recently where they only sold water in aluminum bottles and it was awesome.

Exactly. Perfect example of labor owning the means of production.

Are you available as a chat bot?

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