No, that’s lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We’re looking for dark red blood here.

Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

Thank you for your service

ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you’d get kicked or muted.

Zero points for me. I once wrote a cheque to pay my outstanding fee at my local video rental place (I was returning Time Cop) And then later I got home and sent my father a fax of younger brother’s foot and shoe size so he could buy some shoes for him while abroad on a business trip. I specifically remember that day because I rented Four Weddings and a Funeral which had just come out on VHS. This was probably 1994 or 1995. Now I feel old as fuck.

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you’ll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

She might starfish but you can’t handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this ‘mom’ woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.

And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

That doesn’t sound very confident.

You must be very consistent across the board. Can I ask what people hate about you?

I want to be in the comments as well. Good luck

Yes, that’s exactly me. I need to use creative cloud for the company where I work. If I deviate it fucks everyone and the entire workflow. But I don’t really think CC is niche. The moment they support linux, I’m switching

If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

What makes you say that?