Microwaving a spoon will just heat up the spoon.

No blanket, but I can’t sleep without a sheet of some sort. I usually use a cooling sheet

It’s unlikely period. Electroboom did a video on it and had one hell of a hard time getting any metal to arc in the microwave, even balled up aluminum foil.

Something involving coconuts and migrating.

The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.

So you’re suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

There are a weird amount of double negatives in that sentence.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.