DreamButt

Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said I'm empty without you on it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your service

inb4 OP is on the marketing team

I’m all for communication forms evolving over time but this is basically just a fully reductionist version of a meme. You could literally have any two people in the picture and keep your usage

A service to humanity, really

Easy! The only I use. The rest are too bloated and/or have too little built in and are too easy/hard. Real Linux wizards agree

Damn I coulda saved money on getting my soles redone

General principals are great until you take them to an extreme. There’s always cases where you need to do something a bit different

Ime most people who report to read very fast tend to absord less information. They also seem to spend less time picking apart the details and mulling them over. For me a big part of reading isn’t really reading but thinking in-between moments of reading

I drink my two cups from the time it finishes brewing until lunch

Alternatively:

Ubuntu users switching back to Ubuntu after using Arch for ten minutes

No 😿

If I remember it then it was good enough to remember

Anyone who makes more than 10x the medium income in their country gets their brain lasered. Solved

vs who? VS WHO?

Imagine having a working executive function

Idk. Personally I’ve always loved being an adult. The bullshit comes from the world not from me

Hey, the were honest. I’d let it fly

Crazy how unapologetically biased this is

Fuck you

Why so sad?