Set it on “waterproofs” for some Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend level nasty

Greenville, NC in a Walgreens, around 2013. A man who looked like, or could well have been Gary Busey, in a leather jacket, in a pile of talcum powder on the floor, was picking up handfuls of powder and snorting them.

Thoughts and prayers are considered “out of network” on this one my dude

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

Ok so strictly speaking it was a specific mustard colored rectangular Tupperware bowl that often held soup leftovers in the fridge. Occasionally it held popcorn. For a small child who was sick and couldn’t reliably get over a toilet to puke, it was the designated “puke bowl.” For the record, I don’t believe poop knives actually exist, but in this instance, your wife is correct.

You mean the popcorn container/puke bowl?

I vote for both bears and twinks.

The interrobang is back‽

Hit that kid’s neuralink with a flipper zero and beam the entire anthology of Dracula Flow, they beam back skibidi_toilet_downpitched.exe, “the door opens…and it opens outward: we’ve been inside what we wanted all along. Das ist komisch.”

There’s an anecdote about a U2 naming a song “One Minute Warning” if I recall correctly: many years ago, when a UK prime minister learned the US got 6 minutes, they asked how long the UK would have. The response: “I suppose we’d have about a minute.”

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

And a badass confrontation line

He’s bound to have a couple shuriken on him though

Ron and Fez. A wealth of entertainment.

Ok!

Because GET BACK TO WORK /s

And all the streets look like they’re wet for some reason.

“So what’s going on here, just a routine owlectomy or a radical owlectomy?”