The meaning of life is… Fuck this place, let’s go home.

• Tom Segura

Oh yeah, definitely your way on pc. I was thinking my phone. And, i can adjust the resolution… It ain’t 4k, but i don’t care

Laughs in newpipe

Play Halo 1 on easy, no shooting allowed, only melee, and speed run it.

I always thought of birds as young men on a stoop in Brooklyn doing cat calls.

Aye yo bitch! Wanna fuck?

True story… Loaded Linux on my machine to learn. Dual boot wouldn’t recognize Windows despite many efforts. Then Linux cinnamon crashed and i had to nuke the whole thing. Still won’t deter me.

There is nothing but the void and what you make from it.

Do not listen to this meme.

Source: me

They’re the same picture

An actual shitpost!

Take them to small claims for theft. I’ll bet they don’t show up. Then they won’t pay you, so you get a court order and sheriff to recoup your money in assets. Take anything you want and put it on eBay. Collect your money.

If you’re mentally stable, I’d recommend chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling. If you have any mental disease either diagnosed or guessed at, do not take it under any circumstance.

Shots fired…

Cat shakes the whole damn bed…

Everything is a porno if it gets you off

Let them eat [the rich]

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Lego Land?

Carolina Reaper Cheddar Angel de la Muerte