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Ah, I didn’t know that! Have you watched any of Abbott? I was just wondering if I should give it a try last night lol

The only thing I know about Abbott Elementary is that the first episode of the new season of Always Sunny is going to be a crossover episode, as both take place in Philadelphia.

They still make them! I just bought one a few years ago haha

I would’ve agreed with you 13 years ago, but something changed with the pilot G2s. They went from S tier to B at best. Ironically, I’ve replaced them with 2 now. The Pilot Precision’s have been my favorite for quite awhile now personally

Born in '95, first phone in 2008. So yeah, a bit early for me as well.

You are not alone 🤣

If you do this option, don’t smoke, find some edibles. I’m pretty sure smoking right after having teeth pulled is a really bad idea (not 100% sure, but pretty sure)

Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

I have cats and would never have the audacity to do something as vulgar as that.

Seconded this. I’ll read about things I don’t even give a damn about, I just like reading. I’ll get better at commenting more one day, try my best for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Are you at least vaguely responsible? You should be fine, grow a way man!

I don’t know if I agree with the content necessarily but do find it funny if I’m following right.

When on the phone with an automated system, many of them will bypass to a real person if they hear certain phrases, “representative” being a very commonly used one. I think it’s saying the way you say representative reflects your true self, whether you just calmly repeat “representative”, or yell “REPRESENTATIVE” at the robot until someone picks up lol

It’s 2am and I don’t care to admit how long I looked at this.

I didn’t realize this until a sticker on a gas pump educated me. Stay woke friends

My highschools psychology/Japanese teacher taught us the word Defenestration, and I don’t think I will ever forget it. My friend did something to REALLY piss his dad off one day, and he came to yell at him in his room upstairs, not knowing I was over. He came in and took a huge breath, saw me and pointed “Get your ass out of here before I throw you out of that window”. He didn’t need to elaborate further, I dipped out and left my friend to his fate. I gained the ability to talk about that time a 70 year old man threatened to defenestrate me though, so that’s pretty great!

Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at. I joined my buddy in his wife’s Japanese club, but I know absolutely nothing. Trying Duolingo primarily to learn the alphabets. It’s not perfect, but I can recognize them all and read Hiragana, so it’s not completely worthless!

Didn’t help me learn how to wite at ALL though. Too little practice, it’s definitely a tool (for some languages as least) that’s meant to be used with other learning methods

I love that you can see them holding all the mugs in the first panel. They both knew how the whole conversation would go, and just had to step through the “pleasantries” one mug at a time

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though