Nebuchadnezzar. It has an air of nobility about it and no-one would be able to spell it, ever.
Peasants shouldn’t be able to spell the names of nobility
Bort
Now why is that the first thing that came to my mind too??
Don’t do it! Novelty license plates for that name are always sold out. I’ve been trying to find one for 30 years.
Found it!
I was visiting someone at Yale, and as we were walking through town I saw a car with an actual BORT license plate.
I was the only one who got a kick out of it though.
It was 2 phones ago, so not sure where the picture lives these days, but I have proof somewhere!
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort
I have an online handle (not this one) that is kinda close to my real name. Two letters change it from “10% of white girls born in North America between 1975 and 2000 have this name” to a name I’ve only seen attached to one real person before.
Geathel?
Omg, how did you guess? Is that you, Wilhelm?
Now I have to nuke this account to protect my privacy. So long, Lemmy karma…
Wait, that’s a real name?
Batman bin Suparman
Or this one:
Josaphat
Benjahmmin
Belize
Puck like Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Reason: that’d be hot
That was my name back in Japan. Had to change it because it would be too easy to vandalize, people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever
I understood this reference
Hey Pac-Man! How’s Namco treating you these days?
Andromeda, probs. I’m a sucker for constellations and stargazing.
SomethingUncommon
sour
Sweet!
Dude! What does mine say?
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students
Possibly more annoying choice: The right to leftoverride character
I feel like Little Bobby Tables has grown up, and should now be Robert’); DROP TABLE loans;–
Can we call you little Bobby tables?
that’s how my parents call me, yeah
Lil Bobby Tables, we call him
I was going to write SQL Injection as well! You beat me to it
Dekkia.
I already use that name everywhere online, might as well put it on my passport.
Schamhorst
Rrrrrr
