Eons ago, in my twenties, some friends and I had a party. There were a lot of people there, so it was pretty crowded in the couch.

A friend of mine arrived, and he was having trouble finding a place to sit, so I sat back and told him half as a joke “You always have a seat in my lap”. He took me up on the offer.

After a while of him sitting there, both of us enjoying the spectacle around the table, one of us (I don’t remember who) said:

“This was surprisingly pleasant”
We’re both straight dudes.