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Yo, show me that tree hole! That trussy, if you will.
Show me your trunk
Man goes away. Comes back with a plank of wood.
What happens next depends on how perverted the tree is.
(Would you like to be slapped around by a dismembered limb?)
That would be a branch. A plank would be more akin to a tree steak.
