American Pie 12: American Cake
This isn’t the dystopia I was expecting
But it’s the one you deserve.
I already know my wife is poundcake.
I knew it too. I pounded her last night.
“Icing on the cake”
How do I know I’m not cake?
Oh no, it’s happening again…
Honestly officer! I didn’t mean to kill her, I thought she was cake!!!
Thats no officer. That officer is made of cake.
Quick! Eat him up before he can shoot you!
The cake is a lie.
I look forward to future comics tying in this lore into the “anything could be cake” universe.
I like cake.
Is it a cellular peptide cake?
With mint frosting!
Our one hope is those brave souls out to detect the cakes among us. The Cake-knife Runners.
Do cake people dream of fondant sheep?
The cake that is made twice as sweet lasts only half as long on the dessert table.
All those moments will be lost in time, like drops of cream in tres leches…
He’s convinced she’s his wife before he hugged her, so I surmise she’s the 2030 version of the ninja log…
…Just before he could hug her, she replaced herself with a cake. That really is dedication on her part!
substitution jutsu
I thought I recognized the text. I hate linking to reddit though.
The comic is from 2021
