Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agoSince America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?message-squaremessage-square244fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSince America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agomessage-square244fedilink
minus-squareCount Regal Inkwell@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoChaperon hats. Oh oh oh oh oh oh! JOUSTING! We can do it with motorcycles this time instead of horses! OH ALSO Private Military contractors should begin to dress like crosses between clowns and noble-knights again.
minus-squareWilfordGrimley@linux.communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoI watched the Knights of Valor (full contact jousting troupe) perform at the Glengarry Renaissance Fair a month ago. It was the most exciting sporting event I have ever seen. I want it normalised in arenas where the knights have sponsorships and good insurance.
minus-squareCount Regal Inkwell@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months ago[sicko voice] Yes. HA HA HA. YES
minus-square🔰Hurling⚜️Durling🔱@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoIf I recal, only lords or people from royalty where able to not only afford the armor but they where the only ones who could compete… So the jousters would be congressmen right?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoI support this idea as long as peasants get to bet on the outcome.
Chaperon hats.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
JOUSTING!
We can do it with motorcycles this time instead of horses!
OH ALSO
Private Military contractors should begin to dress like crosses between clowns and noble-knights again.
I watched the Knights of Valor (full contact jousting troupe) perform at the Glengarry Renaissance Fair a month ago.
It was the most exciting sporting event I have ever seen. I want it normalised in arenas where the knights have sponsorships and good insurance.
[sicko voice] Yes. HA HA HA. YES
If I recal, only lords or people from royalty where able to not only afford the armor but they where the only ones who could compete…
So the jousters would be congressmen right?
I support this idea as long as peasants get to bet on the outcome.