• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

    “You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

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      5 months ago

      That was the “sisters” sbemail!

      “Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…

      “DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”

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      5 months ago

      Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.