• boonhet@lemm.ee
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      10か月前

      Hey now, boner pills aren’t useless!

      Could the same scientists have been working on cancer treatments? Maybe, but it’s not nearly as fun to test.

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        Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

        Vote for me for president and I’ll make it happen.

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          I’d certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let’s maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

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            Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter