• wjrii@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.

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      4 months ago

      Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.