Meanwhile, Cyclists in America…

C1: Hey did you hear about those Brits getting yelled at by drivers?

C1: Yeah. Somebody call the whambulance, some cyclists are butthurt about being cussed out lol

C2: lol what a bunch of pussies. Anyway, fid you remember to wear your bulletproof vest today?

C1: Every day brother. Now let’s see how many drivers we can fuck with before one tries to run us over.