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HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

What is your favorite sketch by "The Onion", aka "Onion News Network"?

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What is your favorite sketch by "The Onion", aka "Onion News Network"?

HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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    10 months ago

    Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?

  • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works
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    Oldie but a goldie; Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

    It’s just so amazingly on point

  • anarcho_blinkenist@lemmy.ml
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    Prague’s Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport

    And a ‘from-16-years-back’ broadside at the US approaching November:

    ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

    • anarcho_blinkenist@lemmy.ml
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      honorable mention to New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever

      because when this was originally uploaded on their website it would play a slightly different version every time you opened the page. So you’d laugh and show your friends, so then even if your (allegedly) stoner ass hadn’t gotten tripped out the first time, while they’re watching it and laughing you’d start sweating.

      Second honorable mention to “Is The Government Spying on Schizophrenics Enough?” But I’m honestly still not sure that one’s totally okay, even if I still laugh every single time I watch it. I’m not that type of mentally ill but have had people close to me who struggle enough with it and the very nature of the disorder is such that even though I laugh I’ve always at the same time felt it treads very much on the line.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    I don’t know if it really counts since it’s a full series, but Porkin’ Across America is really fucking cursed.

  • Python@programming.dev
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    10 months ago

    I love the entire “Autistic Reporter” Series for some reason lol

    • Canadian_Cabinet @lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      How do I go to prison??

  • HarryOru@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Missing Teen’s Friends Go On Tv To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates

    or

    Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

  • PanaX@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    10 months ago

    Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work. Replace by Sony by Apple and it still fits perfectly.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      10 months ago

      The MacBook wheel comes closest

      • atro_city@fedia.io
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        “I’ll buy anything that’s shiny and comes from Apple” 👌

      • HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.mlOP
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        The wheel. Reinvented.

        God, I fucking love you, Onion…

      • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.

        • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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          10 months ago

          We will be watching to see if it catches on in the business world where people have to accomplish things rather than just dicking around.

  • mathemachristian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Surprised no one has posted:

    Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      “This is America. Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man” holy fuckin shit.

  • Godort@lemm.ee
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    Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’

  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Dominos Tests Limits of what Humans will Eat https://youtu.be/31JNEVHZxO8?si=o86xWZBMC-jw0xAl

  • theturtlemoves [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ‘The Onion’ stands with Israel because it seems like you get in less trouble for that

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    Always been partial to Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

    “I heard screaming and I thought it was just someone doing an accurate impression of Glenn Beck talking normally, but then I saw the smoke.”

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      Holy shit

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    HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About": https://youtu.be/9ntPxdWAWq8?si=wHKW3AJSuDnGDRq9

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    Washington Redskins owner refuses to change offensive team name

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      10 months ago

      Nice, lemmy.ml changed part of the link to *removed* and now it won’t load…

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