My life has quickly become bullshit and I need to figure this out. My brain isn’t big enough. Any ideas on pulling in a quarter Big Ben in a safe, legal, reliable way? I can’t believe I’m even asking this.

  • Ragdoll X@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Step 1: Put all your money in crypto.

    Step 2: Pray like hell that it’ll go up and not down.

    /s in case it wasn’t obvious

    Other options include:

    1. Start a church;

    2. Start a new religion;

    3. Create an MLM company;

    4. Buy some dumb stock and then try to convince r/wallstreetbets to buy it as well;

    5. Posting right-wing propaganda to YouTube and hoping the algorithm and/or some rich oil baron will notice you.