You also made it pretty clear that if you ever hear them excited about the thing they like you’ll label them as annoying

Nope. That only happened in your mind.

the bacon thing was a deliberate ad/propoganda campaign

I’m aware. I’m also aware that that’s also how the manufactured psl craziness started. As a Starbucks ad campaign that went viral and then, with the help of everyone from your neighbor to the local news anchor to live nationwide tv became the Kardashians of coffee.

bacon is pretty good and people like it

Finally you’re speaking sense.