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minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 个月前Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol
minus-squaresubterfuge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 个月前Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 个月前Wait, really? I’d never heard that one before.
minus-squaresubterfuge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 个月前It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away. So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 个月前I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities. Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 个月前That’s ok, everyone else does that anyway :)
Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol
Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.
Wait, really? I’d never heard that one before.
It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.
So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.
I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite
The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.
Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”
Jawsome!
That’s ok, everyone else does that anyway :)